1. What do Obama and Simba from the Lion King have in common?

>One is an African Lion and one is a lying African

2. Did you get your Obama Christmas ornament from Hallmark.

>Apparantly they wanted everyone in America to be able to hang him from a tree.

3. Obama's first order as President.

>All whites to field to pick some cotton.

4. What is the difference between Socialism and Democracy.

>The name.